so, we all know Tyra's causes and desires to heal the world and make it a better place...but she's gone too far - making top model wannabes dress like homeless tramps. we want to see hotness and skin...instead we saw frizzy hair and winter coats. for shame, Tyra. who do you think you are, trying to promote a cause through reality TV? haven't you learned anything from Flavor Flav, Tila Tequila, or former ANTM winner, Adrianne Brady? this week combines lists and superlatives...there wasn't enough substance to make too many lists...
i'll start with the good:
Best catch phrase - "tragic tranny" in reference to Dominique
and now, my disappointments:
Biggest rip off from "A Shot at Love" - one super huge bed - too bad they aren't all lesbians
Most self-promoting moment - Tyra's plug for her "talk show, The Tyra Banks Show"
Dumbest model ever - Kim - "I don't believe in paying that much for an outfit." Then, she asked to go! I have some advice for her - why doesn't she check out Wal-Mart and see if they're looking for someone to promote the newest Hannah Montanna line?
It's only week 2, and I'm already tired of hearing about _____. (feel free to add your own!)
*Marvita being poor and homeless
*Fatima being damaged
*Amis being weird
*Jay being gay
My wish list:
*get rid of Marvita's fauxhawk
*make Dominique look less like a man
*eliminate Anya's accent (just like to were able to rid Jaslene of hers!)
outie like an ugly belly button
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