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Thursday, August 9, 2012

Singapore Sex Fest 2012 (sponsored by Mentos)

The Olympics might still be going strong in London, but in Singapore tonight, there's gonna be an all out sex-fest:

You heard the rapping candy, citizens of Singapore, get out there -- or, rather, stay in there -- and get to babymakin'!  The more babies you have, the more mouths you have to feed, and the more mouths you have to feed, the greater potential for stinky breath, and there's only one way to battle bad breath and that's Mentos, baby!  Sweet, minty Mentos.  They're not called "The Freshmaker" for nothing.

Also: a fish and a lion had a baby together?!?  What the hell is going on over there in Singapore?

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