“We’re just popping out to say Merry Christmas. And, in case you are wondering, WE ARE BURNING ALIVE! OH, THE FIERY AGONY! PLEASE GRANT US THE GIFT OF DEATH THIS CHRISTMAS, FOR THIS BURNING IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION! I mean, Merry Christmas and all but OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!”
Is there anything more festive then two gingerbread cookie children popping out of an oven to say hi? I think so. This inflatable horror story from the madmen at Gemmy has got me second guessing my consumption of people-shaped cookies this Christmas. Hey, maybe I’ll lose some weight. Probably not, as there will most likely be plenty of non-people-shaped cookies available for me to shove into my facehole. Oh, well. It was a nice thought while it lasted those few seconds.