Saturday, December 15, 2012
Earlier this month, I wrote about Christmas decorations that are specifically designed to humiliate Santa Claus, depicting Jolly Saint Nick as some kind of fart machine or a madman bent on tracking down and murdering his reindeer employees. The Santa Claus Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set cuts out the middleman (I don't know who the middleman is in this scenario, so don't ask.) and allows one to simply shit in Kris Kringle's face. Or urinate, if you prefer, or, you know, don't have to shit. I just wish the rug was a little longer, so we'd have a crotch to kick Santa in.