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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

25 Days of Horrible Holiday Decorations: Day 4 - Child Nativity


A lot of people don't want to hear this, but Mary and Joseph, of Jesus Christ's parents fame, were, in fact, toddlers.  Joseph was three-and-a-half-years-old and Mary was two, yet, somehow, they became the parents of the Savior.  That's not only gross, but totally something no one would ever willingly devote his/her life to, so, over the years and through many translations, the Bible was altered to make the whole story of Jesus's birth more realistic and way less sickening.

I don't approve of this sugar-coating of our American history, so I commend the creators of this absolutely, 100% authentic depiction of the Jesus Christ's birth.  They even got Joseph's wonky eye.  Let's remember the true meaning of Christmas this year, guys, and give thanks for the two confused babies that brought a third, more important baby into the world, lo, those many Decembers ago.  


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