At the end of 2012, Giant Electric Penguin shared its list of 2012's biggest dum-dums, those idiots that had displayed such extreme amounts of stupidity, ignorance and epic moronity, they deserved to have their achievements commemorated in a year-end list.
Apparently, idiots all over the globe took notice, idiots hungry for recognition, idiots desirous of a spot on our 2013 list, a list that, up until this moment, I had not planned on compiling. In fact, I still don't plan on it. Lists are difficult things to make. However, I want to be fair to 2013's biggest imbeciles, so, as we travel through 2013 together, dear readers, I will highlight the actions of only the most idiotic of idiots, and at the end of the year, we'll crown a Stupidest Idiot of 2013 and then we'll move on with our lives. Who will be 2013's Stupidest Idiot? Well, it's obviously too early to tell. What are you, an idiot?
Idiot: Lesya Toumaniantz
What she did: Got her boyfriend's name tattooed on her face the first time they met in person (they had only spoken online before).
Look, I get it. How could you not fall in love with this guy?:
He looks like an upstanding citizen, salt-of-the-earth type of guy, so I get the attraction. But why you got to go and ruin your pretty Russian face? Even if you had a normal, non-pretty, non-Russian face, why would you ever get tattoos all stabbed into it? I'm pretty sure Lesya does not have a successful rap career, so what does that leave her? I suppose she could be a tattoo artist, defacing the faces of shortsighted teenagers alongside her horrifying fiance.
By the way, this isn't the first time Rouslan Toumaniantz, Lesya's fiance/internet boyfriend/face destroyer, has been in the news. Previously, he did this to someone's face: