While millions of horned-up housewives make the filmed adaptation of E. L. James’ pervy non-classic, 50 Shades of Grey, the number one movie at the box office this weekend, I’ll be joining my fellow cinephiles in giving my hard-earned monies to entertainment more deserving. Did you know that Valentine’s Day weekend is the single biggest release date for movies in any calendar year (i.e. any year that has a Benedict Cumberbatch-themed calendar mass produced for it)? It’s true. In fact, I’ve found 11 films alone that are more worth your time and money then 50 Shades of Yuck (My awesome joke. Don’t steal it.), all of which, oddly enough, seemingly titled to trick less observant viewers into the wrong theater. Hey, whatever works!